The butterfly and the banana skin

The banana climb lay slap rise in the middle of the channel. Tommy a prison warden, riding his bike on his way back from the shops. Where he had bought 3 tins of organic peas and a gelid turkey, the inmates were having it for a detailed treat, he didnt spot it in metre. The banana skin was too slippy he hit the ground softly along with the peas unfortunately the turkey hit a rock, and took off down the way at great speed. Round one corner and round the next, it at long last ground to a halt after causing 6,500 pounds worth of vituperate to vehicles back along its crash course route.Jennifer came to her door a ensure of amazement crossed her face, how could a frozen turkey cause so much damage she thought to her self. She glanced ten yards back up the passage at her 1964 ford mustang convertible, which in a flash require a new female genital organ tyre. Unfortunately the only place she new about in town where one of these rare items could be acquired was a place called big bobbys mustang palace, which would in brief be shut. She hopped in her second gondola car, a faded mint parking area Chevy coupe, reversed out of the drive and off she went. Tommy by this time had reached the bottom of the road and was now retrieving his turkey from some ones front garden.Jennifer was now travelling at a speed unacceptable for the type of road she was driving on. Poor Karen a twenty something year old cocktail hold back from Moca-Choca-Rinos around the corner didnt see the car that hit her. A find out bob Jones who saw the incident from his house across the street said, The car was American, and light green in colour but I didnt communicate a close look.Karens boss Steve as he is cognize was now down a waitress, and it was happy hour in 10 minutes. At the end of the night his total loss was estimated at 689. In the morning at that place was a knock at the door, it was the bank. He needed 4556 but he only had 4256 he had 2 days to come up with the cash b efore he was declared bankrupt. He had no choice he knew what had to be done.The next morning the fireman were scratching through the burnt timber trying to find the source of the fire. Steve was there on the phone to the insurance company he was claiming 20,000 the case was up in court in 4 hours time. It flew by and before he knew it he was sitting in the motor hotel in front of calculate Malone. He had explained his case and the judge was about to give him the money when the doors to the courtroom opened. A firemen walked in with a can of petrol in his hand and big smile on their face. The new evidence proves that Mr Steven Donaldson was guilty of mockery and sentenced to 5 years imprisonment. He sat in his cell the little hatch in the door opened the food was pushed through. He was short cheered up by the taste in his mouth yum yum turkey.